The Sixth Day of the Rest of Our Lives
Happy January 6th to all who celebrate it!
So, when is Christmas? To most in the West, it’s December 25th, as per the Gregorian calendar. For the Eastern Orthodox, it falls on January 7th, in line with the Julian calendar. But in the Pelosian calendar of American Democrats, Christmas is on January 6th.
The reason for this season is a subject of debate among scholars. Some argue that the Democrats’ Christmas narrative borrows from ancient pagan myths, tales such as “How the Russkies Stole the 2016 Election” and “Believe All Women Against Kavanaugh.” Others cite the historical evidence of the arrival of three wise men: Comey, Mueller, and Avenatti. Having played Santa Claus at the taxpayer’s expense, they eventually vanished as if they never existed.
One of them, though, reached for the stars, only to end up behind bars. Was this a case of no good deed going unpunished? No, it was simply the inevitable end of a career crook.
Another pagan influence behind the January 6th narrative seems to be the children’s game ‘capture the flag.’ This myth suggests that to overturn 21st-century U.S. democracy, all it takes is a group of rowdy misfits invading the Capitol Building and seizing Nancy Pelosi’s lectern.
Securing the lectern should have led to the Armed Forces recognizing their supremacy and swearing allegiance to the QAnon Shaman as commander-in-chief. Congress would then dissolve, replaced by a military junta led by the infamous Bad Orange Man. This is how close American democracy came to a complete debacle on January 6th. [Read more]
Free the j6ers now!